So I have 100 of these Vallor things and I'm not biddin' on any blokes like right a poofter so anyone out there fancy 'em? I'll trade for anything decent if you need them, just wanna get the useless things off my hands.

Now we're all gettin' our brains back in our skulls, gotta ask, anyone know how to get a blokes soul back? I mean the head things sorted - I hope anyway - but I have a prat of a room-mate who sold his soul. And not to those Spanish bastards in charge, apparently the devil? God only knows, not entirely sure if he was just being bonkers with that one ( Read more... )

[Gene looks very half asleep and just a tiny bit confused because he knows something is probably going on but honestly? He can't be arsed to actually get up or anything. Hence why he's still sitting on the edge of his bed lazily despite a missing roommate.]I've lost a roommate, has anyone seen him? Short, annoying voice, dresses like a rent boy ( Read more... )

[Its taken about 20 minutes to get this damn device to co-operate but needs must! Gene has a question of absolutely vital importance and he can't find Sammy anywhere to ask him. He still hasn't quite gotten used to using video so enjoy a shot of half his face a little too close up - one day he'll get the hang of it.]All right, I have no idea how ( Read more... )

[Gene Hunt is not a man of technology, he can't even work that new-fangled walkman cassette player he'd been given on his last birthday so what hope did he have with this communicator-thing? This is why he keysmashes and randomly presses buttons till something works. Which fortunately it does. Though he has no idea its video so enjoy a lovely shot ( Read more... )